I am thankful

November 27, 2008
By Kris Kolk

 

 

 

 

 



Here is my (growing) list:

I am thankful:

For clean public rest rooms;
I’m not allergic to poison ivy;
For potty chairs that don’t wobble;
For the library;
For ice scrapers;
For removable shower heads;
For complimentary magnets;
For doctors and dentists who respond to after-hours calls;
For chocolate;
That I don’t have to sort my dishes by color (unlike laundry) before washing;
For Jim Croce;
For a toddler’s nap;
When a kid gives a warning cough before throwing up;
That the girls at work taught me, “it’s snowing down south,” means my slip is showing;
For dollar stores;
For a driver who stops traffic so I can pull out in a tough spot;
For scoopable kitty litter;
For glue guns;
For zip-lock baggies and laundry baskets;
For whimsy;
That when I wrap a gift, sometimes, the pattern matches up where I tape it;
Play-doh is not toxic;
That adults have outgrown distinguishing their same-named friends by using last name
initials (such as: Matt L. or Matt T.);
For a nap with a kitty;
For maternity ward nurses;
For garbage men; and finally,
That it is acceptable to mix wood colors in my home.

On the other hand...

You might not believe it, but there are times when it’s not a good idea to express thanks. One particular circumstance comes to mind:

When the teacher tells your child, “Good job on the sea turtle diorama,” remain silent. Exclaiming a drunk-with-caffeine, jittery and booming “THANK YOU” could indicate you spent more mom-hours (or dad-hours) than is ethical, and that you probably were working all night finishing the project. Tempera paint matted in your hair could confirm the crime. (You should also resist zealously reciting the differences between turtles and tortoises as well as any other turtle-type facts acquired during the last 14 hours.)

Have a lovely Thanksgiving!

Copyright 2008 Neighbors About Town

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I agree when people say they are thankful for food, shelter and family. But let’s apply ourselves a little and give some thanks to the mundane.